What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[bullbreaker]

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

Don't squat with your spurs on.


Boone

 

[bbrown4804]

Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from a lot of bad judgement.

He's a few degrees off zero.

Dumber than a box of rocks.

Seen on a guys hat:
My wife's a indian bulldog. Either she's on the warpath or she's biting my <butt>.

 

[wdchyd]

Redneck weather report:

"If it feels good out, Leave it out"

 

[sixdogs]

"Close only counts in horseshoes"

 

[RoyJackson]

"Close only counts in horseshoes"

The way I heard it, "Close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades".

 

[wdchyd]

The way I heard it, "Close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades".

X 2......

 

[Bird]

The way I heard it, "Close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades".

X 3.

 

[MossflowerWoods]

The way I heard it, "Close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades".

And tactical nuclear weapons!

 

[Iplayfarmer]

The way I heard it, "Close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades".

When someone would say that in high school we'd reply with, "...and slow dancing, but that's another subject."

 

[Redneck in training]

When someone would say that in high school we'd reply with, "...and slow dancing, but that's another subject."

When I was young we would frequent dancing establishments. They would dim lights after midnight and played mostly slow music. All couples were just hanging on each other so the disc-jockey would say:
" Thank you for not having s@x here."