"Life's difficulties are like a Turkey Shoot. They are sometimes won by the person with the gun that is older but has a better and tighter pattern; than by the person with a newer model of gun that shoots a different pattern".
I say that from time to time...only to my best friend. Years ago, obviously closer to WWII than now (as was yesterday too, but regardless), my friend was a pretty annoying kid on the school bus, and a older and larger girl said:
Girl: "You shut your mouth...I've had about all I'm willing to hear. IF YOU SAY ONE MORE WORD, I'LL JAP SLAP YOU!"
Friend and girl: "What's Jap"<slap slap slap slap slap slap>:laughing:
Apparently is was a one handed slap to the face, with backslap on the return stroke, repeated three times.