What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[farmall 55a case]

Marriage is like a deck of cards! It start with two hearts, then you get a diamond, then before to long your looking for a club, the you need a spade. Lol heard that at work the other day tho I don't agree to it, it still made me chuckel!

 

[Mace Canute]

"Uglier than a Louisiana Virgin."

 

[tallyho8]

"Uglier than a Louisiana Virgin."

I've got one back at you.
What do you call a person in Saskatchewan with all their teeth?
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A tourist.:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

 

[vtsnowedin]

"It could be worse.. We could do this for a living"

 

[Mace Canute]

I've got one back at you.
What do you call a person in Saskatchewan with all their teeth?
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A tourist.:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

That's pretty good! :laughing:


True story, this...you know the Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck IF..." jokes, eh? Well a guy I know was listening to a cassette of his jokes and Jeff came out with "You might be a redneck if you got caught lying through your tooth." Turns out the guy listening to the tape actually had just one tooth!

 

[kw22614]

If you can't baffle 'em with brilliance - dazzle 'em with !

I'm not as good as I once was, but I am as good once as I ever was!

 

[srstanfield]

Never Be Afraid to Die, But more Importantly, Never Be Afraid To Live

 

[srstanfield]

Seen on Biker's shirt "If you don't limp, you ain't ****"

 

[creekbend]

"Life may change, but may fly not"; "Hope may vanished, but can die not"; "Truth be veiled, but still it burneth"; "Love repulsed, but it returneth". I memorized this around 1968.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"She's got a face like a Pineywood Rooter"