What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[Redneck in training]

Skinny people. They are just too lazy to eat.

 

[crash325]

Can't understand it, I've cut it off twice and it's still 2 short.

Get a good grip on that screw driver. I'm going to borrow the ladder.

 

[Trkrd]

Better lookin' at it than lookin' for it.

 

[weldermike]

If I had a dog witha face like yours I would shave his azz and walk him backwards!

 

[murphy1244]

Don't piss on a electric fence.

 

[crash325]

" I found it the last place I looked" DUH!!! I bet you quit looking after you found it.

 

[bcp]

Save your time. Look for it at the last place first.

 

[drssg]

Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die.

 

[Oldtink]

If you're gonna be stupid, ya gotta be tough.

 

[weldermike]

If you're gonna be stupid, ya gotta be tough.

Sorry I dont know how to post links, but go on you tube and look up Homer Simpsons funniest moments. Its to that song, I laugh out loud whenever I watch it! Oh report back when your done laughing!