What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[sixdogs]

Favorites from my youth I forgot about...

You want your face to freeze like that?

and

So if your friend jumped off a bridge you would do it too?

How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?

You and what army?

Want a knuckle sandwich?

A fat lip?

Take a picture, it'll last longer.

Seems that what we have here is a failure to communicate.


My personal favorite from the dating era...

Sorry, but I have to wash my hair on Saturday.

 

[ericb2400]

Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares.

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[KenB2920]

If you don't keep your ear to the ground, you'll never hear the buffalo coming.

 

[mikefamig]

Screw me once shame on you.....screw me twice shame on me.

or another version that I first heard said by Chuck Berry - Don't get bit by the same dog twice.

Mike.

 

[crash325]

Here are 25 Yogi Berra quotes that will make you shake your head and smile.

1. "It's like déjà vu all over again."
2. "We made too many wrong mistakes."
3. "You can observe a lot just by watching."
4. "A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
5. "He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious."
6. "If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be."
7. "If you don't know where you're going, you might end up some place else."
8. Responding to a question about remarks attributed to him that he did not think were his:
"I really didn't say everything I said."
9. "The future ain't what it use to be."
10. "I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house."

11. On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant:
"Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."
12. "I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."
13. "We have deep depth."
14. "All pitchers are liars or crybabies."
15. When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes:
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

16. "Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
17. "Never answer anonymous letters."
18. On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."
19. "The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."
20. "Half the lies they tell about me aren't true."
21. As a general comment on baseball: "90% of the game is half mental."
22. "I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field),
They had bags over their heads."
23. "It gets late early out there."
24. Carmen Berra, Yogi's wife asked:
"Yogi, you are from St.Louis, we live in New Jersey, and you Played ball in New York.
If you go before I do, where would you like me to have you buried?" Yogi's Answer: "Surprise me."
25. "It ain't over till it's over.....!

 

[Jackspaw]

JohnWayne- I will not suffer a fool. I will not be laid a hand on. I said- If you like it, good. If do'nt like it, it's still pretty **** good.

 

[farmgirl19]

If you want a stable relationship,

get a horse!

 

[creekbend]

Favorites from my youth I forgot about...

You want your face to freeze like that?

and

So if your friend jumped off a bridge you would do it too?

How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?

You and what army?

Want a knuckle sandwich?

A fat lip?

Take a picture, it'll last longer.

Seems that what we have here is a failure to communicate.


My personal favorite from the dating era...

Sorry, but I have to wash my hair on Saturday.

We had many of those also. Here's another. We use to call a store and ask: Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Well, let him out.

 

[sixdogs]

His bark is worse than his bite.

That dog won't hunt.

Wake me when it's over.

See you in church.

See you in heck.

Remember Kojak? Who loves ya' baby?

I love humanity...it's people I can't stand. Woody Allen

 

[crash325]

A mistake is simply another way of doing things.
Katharine Graham

The squeaking wheel, gets the grease.

You can lead a horse to water - but you can't make him drink.

You always have 2 choices - Take it or leave it.