What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[Taylortractornut]

From an old machinist drilling out a cotton picker spindle in a hub. This is hard as a who**s heart .
My buddy Sam at the bar when offered another drink. No thanks my check liver light is on.
My dad used to say this about me. He was twelve when he realised his last name was Lambert, not dammitquit.

 

[crash325]

If at first you don't succeed - Sit down & have a Beer.
Me

 

[farmgirl19]

If at first you don't succeed - Sit down & have a Beer.
Me

Works for me!

 

[sixdogs]

Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.

I spent most of my money on wine, women and song. The rest I just wasted.

 

[smilinjak]

And if it ain't broke, Don't fix it!

If the chickens ain't gettin' out don't mess with the fence. Just another way of saying what you said.
Smilinjak

 

[sixdogs]

If you want to know the value of a dollar, go try to borrow some.

 

[sixdogs]

Little by little soon becomes a great deal

In other words, saving a little at a time eventually becomes the large amount that at first appeared too great to be saved. Or, when fact with a tedious task, break it into smaller pieces. Such as, the way to eat an elephant is one bite at a time.

 

[Egbert]

You're ugly, and your momma dresses you funny.

 

[CanuckPT]

Some people are like slinky's. They aren't really good for anything but it's still fun to push them down the stairs.

 

[sixdogs]

If you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything