What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[abyss]

I want to be looking at them, not for them.

I'm talking about beers in an ice box.

 

[abyss]

I want to be looking at them, not for them.

I'm talking about beers in an ice box.

 

[farmer2009]

Computers can generate more paperwork in a day than man could in a lifetime.

 

[Creamer]

Never try to teach a pig to sing - it frustrates you and annoys the pig.

 

[Creamer]

"Useless as a screen door on a submarine". I overheard an old senior chief tell a seaman, when I was in the Navy...lol.

Hope he wasn't talking about you.

 

[MitchellB]

"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime. Give a man someone else's fish and you created a lifelong Democrat!" unknown

"You are never lost as long as you have a full tank of fuel." Truck driver

On the rear of a big truck: "I might be slow, but I am ahead of you!" Brother Dave Garner

How many times do you walk behind a mule, pull his tail and get kicked in the head before you realize, "Hey, maybe if I stop doing this, my headaches will go away! Grandpa

 

[Mace Canute]

............"You are never lost as long as you have a full tank of fuel." Truck driver...........

My version of that is "Your never stuck as long as there's fuel in the tank".

 

[RedNeckGeek]

"You are never lost as long as you have a full tank of fuel." Truck driver

Or the one I live by:

Navigation is a process of elimination. Once you've been to all the places it's not, you get to where you're going!

 

[farmer2009]

Or the one I live by: Navigation is a process of elimination. Once you've been to all the places it's not, you get to where you're going!

Or "I'm not lost, just taking the long/scenic route."

"Hey, we got here. Just took the other route."

 

[bcp]

Sometime back in the 50's or 60's:

Passenger: "How do you always know where to go?"

Me: "I just follow that little silver airplane out front."

Bruce