What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

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Better than a bump on the head with a wooden peg.

 

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Slower than molasses in January.

 

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If you had any brains you'd be dangerous!

 

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A few bricks shy of a load. Not the sharpest tack in the box. Not playing with a full deck.

 

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Are you nutso?! (What TV series was this from, and who used to say it?)

 

[cqaigy2]

I remember that line from a Frank Zappa song back in the mid 70's.....

That's funny, as i read yellow snow quote, i heard Frank Zappa's "singing".

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"Confused as the little boy who dropped his chewing gum in the chicken house".

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Definition of Mixed Emotions:

"When your sixteen year old daughter comes home at two O'clock in the morning with a Gideon bible under her arm."

 

[sixdogs]

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" Work out your own salvation. Do not depend on others."
Buddha

 

[Redneck in training]

It's better than a slap in the face with a wet fish!

we have similar saying: It is better than one swift kick in your nuts.