bullbreaker
Elite Member
When I die and if I run into my X-wife , I will know sure as shat that I'am in **** !!! LOL I swear I kid you's not !!!
One I haven't heard in a long time, you know the honeymoons over when the husband farts in bed.
Husband? That's not what I heard.
Me: "Quick, Honey, cover up your head!
She: "Gag! Cough! You dirty (expletive deleted)"
There has been some role reversal in my marriage. Wife became lactose intolerant and has stolen my thunder. She has become the rip snorter and I fear for my life. Hahahaha.