What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[tjkubota93]

It was off faster than a brides nighty on her wedding night

Off like a prom dress

 

[Stancoll]

Wish in one hand , spit in the other, see which fills up quicker.

 

[AndyMA]

Universal means fits nothing well

 

[AndyMA]

Be careful calling yourself an Expert. Remember an Ex is a “Has Been” & a Spurt is a “Drip Under Pressure”

 

[2LaneCruzer]

A consultant ain't nothin' but a stranger with a briefcase.

 

[buckeyefarmer]

A consultant ain't nothin' but a stranger with a briefcase.

Yet management trusts a consultant over the people that work it every day.

 

[Industrial Toys]

Aint that the truth.,

 

[goeduck]

Probably been mentioned may times but.......
If it has t1ts or wheels, it will give you nothing but problems.

 

[Jim Shooz]

I heard a little different:

If it's got ****, tires, or a transom it'll give you trouble.

And its other warning:

If it f_cks, floats or flies it's cheaper to rent.

 

[Stancoll]

Probably been mentioned may times but.......
If it has t1ts or wheels, it will give you nothing but problems.

LOL , that's the truth