What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[Redneck in training]

I might be stupid but look how big are my potatoes.

 

[bcp]

Strong, like bull. Smart, like tractor.

 

[goeduck]

He took it hook, line and sinker.

 

[Doofy]

Coach said: "Doofy, you look like 10 pounds of S+*t in a 5 pound bag".

Coach said: "Doofy, you're so ugly you'd chase a hound dog off a gut wagon".

These are true stories. Our high school coach was Kenny Sailors, the inventor of the Jump Shot.

 

[kf4uda]

"What's it worth to be right"

After 28 years of marriage to a redhead, I use the above phrase to evaluate my response if I know something my Wife has said is incorrect. If it does not cause harm to her or anyone else I pretty much let it ride since it is not worth the argument. I still however slip up from time to time.

 

[SUPERCRUISER]

Save a tree, eat a Beaver!

 

[SUPERCRUISER]

That Chevy doesn稚 have enough power to pull a greasy string out of a cats ***.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"What's it worth to be right"

After 28 years of marriage to a redhead, I use the above phrase to evaluate my response if I know something my Wife has said is incorrect. If it does not cause harm to her or anyone else I pretty much let it ride since it is not worth the argument. I still however slip up from time to time.

Oh, how correct you are! That is something that not only applies at home, but to every aspect of your life. I have my own saying, and I used it a lot with the young attorneys that reported to me, and admonished them to memorize it and think about it. It goes like this:

"Being right will not always get you where you want to go."

 

[Fuddy1952]

Never fart in a space suit.

 

[goeduck]

The customer is not always right but he is always the customer.