What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[Doofy]

They tend to come in pairs...

Seen one pair of breasts. Now want to see all the rest.

And for the married guys: Even though you are on a diet you can still read the menu.

At least the menu is in bold letters but still needs a disclaimer stating gender and proclivity.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

Rita Rudner

 

[Doofy]

Rita Rudner

Isn't that the truth!

 

[bcp]

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

Rita Rudner

I've seen that so many times. Men will ignore a normally proportioned woman to admire one who looks like a watermelon smuggler.

Bruce

 

[lilranch2001]

I LOVE. Watermelons!

 

[FTG-05]

"Cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table"

And it is, -42 this morning.

Fork. That.

 

[buckeyefarmer]

Stick a fork in it

 

[beowulf]

"When he dies they can give him an enema and bury him in a matchbox."

I know who said it and who he was talking about but it could offend some here so I'll leave it at that.

 

[goeduck]

Boobs are like soda.... nobody likes them flat

 

[reb]

Boobs are like soda.... nobody likes them flat

Anything over a mouthful is wasted.