What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[Big Barn]

I've forgotten more than I can remember.

But you can’t say for certain, right?

 

[dragoneggs]

I used to have one flaw... I was conceited... but now I'm perfect!

 

[/pine]

"An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure"

 

[Jstpssng]

I was wrong once. I thought that I had an error but I was mistaken.

 

[otlski]

The second mouse gets the cheese.

 

[wheelbuilder]

Chili Today, Hot Tamale

(Making chili tonight and thought of this)

Chilly dogs always bark at night!

 

[/pine]

Chilly dogs always bark at night!

That is attributed to the late, great Lewis Grizzard...he titled one of his books with the same...

https://www.amazon.com/Chili-Dawgs-Always-Bark-Night/dp/1588383032

 

[goeduck]

sufferin succotash

 

[D2Cat]

Alligator mouth, hummingbird ***. (someone who does a lot of talking and can't back it up)

 

[2LaneCruzer]

James Lewis! Get away from that wheel barrow...You know you doesn't know nothin' about machinery!

Brother Dave Gardner; ca. 1963

 

[wheelbuilder]

That is attributed to the late, great Lewis Grizzard...he titled one of his books with the same...

Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night: Lewis Grizzard: 978158838337: Amazon.com: Books

I think it was also a song. He had a habit of that. He was a funny guy.

 

[Jstpssng]

This one is for the musicians in the group; it's attributed to Beethoven, but as near as I have been able to find is actually a paraphrase of his words;

Wrong notes are of little consequence, but to play without passion is inexcusable

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Brother Dave Gardner Quotes

The South may not always be right, but by God it's never wrong! ...

Let them that don't want none have memories of not gettin' any. ...

Love your enemies and drive them nuts. ...

Rock music sounds like an octopus making love to a bagpipe. ...

I love everything about the South; I even love hate.

 

[haycutter52]

My favorite quote from my Grandson (12) is, Why do something today when you can do it tomorrow.

 

[Xfaxman]

I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but I never got around to it!

 

[drssg]

Do unto others ... then split!

 

[sixdogs]

Didn't Norm on Cheers say something like

"It's a dog eat dog world out there and I'm wearing MilkBone underwear"?

 

[lennyzx11]

I don’t think I posted this already.
My latest one much to my wife’s dismay.

None of my business.
Equals

“Not my pig. Not my farm.”

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"Shane! Shane! Come back!"

 

[lilranch2001]

That was an awesome movie 2Lane!