What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[chuck172]

How bout this one:
In the land of the blind, a one-eyed man is king!

 

[drssg]

After all these years, my wife still thinks I'm sexy. Every time I walk past, she mumbles "What an a**"

 

[Peter 315]

After all these years, my wife still thinks I'm sexy. Every time I walk past, she mumbles "What an a**"

LOL......:laughing:

 

[Steppenwolfe]

After all these years, my wife still thinks I'm sexy. Every time I walk past, she mumbles "What an a**"

Hey! I resemble that remark...

 

[Big Barn]

After all these years, my wife still thinks I'm sexy. Every time I walk past, she mumbles "What an a**"

 

[Industrial Toys]

A friend always mentions people he has not seen in a while looking older than a piece of rope.

 

[JasperFrank]

If at first you don't succeed, sky diving may not be your sport...

 

[lilranch2001]

LOL

:thumbsup:

 

[2LaneCruzer]

If they put your brain in a thimble, it would rattle like a BB in a boxcar.

 

[/pine]

If they put your brain in a thimble, it would rattle like a BB in a boxcar.

The way I heard it was..."If they rolled up your brain and shoved it up a gnat's *** it would roll around like ..."

 

[Thomas]

After all these years, my wife still thinks I'm sexy. Every time I walk past, she mumbles "What an a**"

:thumbsup: :drink:

 

[/pine]

After all these years, my wife still thinks I'm sexy. Every time I walk past, she mumbles "What an a**"

IMO...this ranks right up there with one of the funniest posts since I've been reading posts here (2007)...I still have a screen shot of the funniest (I knew it would get dusted) it was not PC...Thanks to both 'drssg' and 'deere dude' for some true humor...! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 

[2LaneCruzer]

IMO...this ranks right up there with one of the funniest posts since I've been reading posts here (2007)...I still have a screen shot of the funniest (I knew it would get dusted) it was not PC...Thanks to both 'drssg' and 'deere dude' for some true humor...! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Reminds me of a joke (with pictures I might add) I read the other day. Seems as if this father was grilling some venison on the BBQ grill, when his young son and daughter walk up.

The son says "Daddy, what kind of meat is that?" The father says, "Well son, answer me this. What is the name your Mother calls me every day?" The daughter speaks up and says "Don't eat it! It's an a** hole!"

 

[Tractor Seabee]

As Leonardo said "He who possesses most must be most afraid of loss."

Also, paraphrased from the Bible: "much is expected from he who has much"

Ron

 

[Tractor Seabee]

Another I just remembered: "What do you do with bullies? You beat em up so they don’t try that crap again." Not politically correct today, probably land you in jail instead, for assault and battery.

Ron

 

[patrick_g]

See below...

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Engineer in charge of building the tower of Pizza..."I know this area, we don't need to test the soil, we can save some time that way".

 

[drssg]

With all the squares in the world, I'm sure glad you're around.

(From the sixties...)

 

[Redneck in training]

My wife tells to our daughter: "I want to be like you when I grow up."

 

[PILOON]

Flat as a board, carpenter's delight!