What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[Frankenkubota]

All my Ex’s live in Texan
That’s why I reside in Tennessee

All my ex's wear rolexes

 

[MoKelly]

All my Ex’s live in Texan
That’s why I reside in Tennessee

Or the John Daly remake “All my Ex’s wear Rolexes”.

 

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A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand."
~Bertrand Russell~

or

"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
~Frank Zappa~

 

[goeduck]

Open a Can of Worms

 

[PILOON]

"#&%##^*%#"

 

[goeduck]

I got so much procrastinating done today, I think I will take a nap.

 

[Doofy]

I got so much procrastinating done today, I think I will take a nap.

Me too! Tired me out.

 

[Xfaxman]

I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but I never got around to it!

 

[goeduck]

I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but I never got around to it!

That is nothing, I put the Pro in Procrastination.

 

[/pine]

"I never knew what true happiness was until I got married. And then it was too late."