What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[D2Cat]

Diarrhea of the mouth.
Vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
-Couple of my dad's favorites.

What is a phonograph needle?

 

[Industrial Toys]

Back in the 70s a friends mother would say that the modern DJs had Verbal Diarrhea.

 

[/pine]

Typical texting abbreviations for senior citizens...


FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

ATD - At The Doctors

BFF - Best Friend Fell

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry,Gas

TOT - Texting On Toilet

BTW - Bring The Wheelchair

 

[buckeyefarmer]

Don’t take my Kodachrome away.

But I’m glad they did.

 

[MoKelly]

Anyone ever heard —- “If wishes were horses, beggars would ride”? My Mother told me that thousands of times!

MoKelly

 

[/pine]

"Spit in your shoe and make oyster stew"

 

[D2Cat]

Anyone ever heard —- “If wishes were horses, beggars would ride”? My Mother told me that thousands of times!

MoKelly

My mother would always say, "If wishes were fishes, we'd all have a fry."

 

[Jstpssng]

"S*** in one hand, wish in the other. See which one fills up first." That was NOT something my mother taught me.

 

[bmaverick]

An old saying from the great depression past down was, Garden like your life depended on it.

 

[Fuddy1952]

But why do some people say their house burned UP and others say their house burned DOWN?

Same people say either plug it in or plug it up for a lamp.