What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #5,701  
From a flight attendant safety speech:

In the unlikely event of a water landing, your seat cushions are complimentary!

For some reason, I really don’t like it when flight attendants joke about stuff like that during their safety speech.

It’s probably just me.

MoKelly
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #5,702  
It wasn't me, it must have been the dog!💩🐶
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #5,703  
I want to sleep, but my brain will not stop talking to itself.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #5,705  
"A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? A billion dollars."
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #5,706  
"Howdy! I'm just so glad to be here!" Minnie Pearl

"I'm Headed back to the wagon boys, these shoes are a-killin' me!" The Duke of Paducah
 

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