goeduck
Super Member
Aw, Phooey!
- Donald Duck
- Donald Duck
What is your favorite Quote or Saying?
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2LaneCruzer
Super Member
That's all folks!
HawkinsHollow
Veteran Member
"By failing to prepare, you prepare to fail."
Ben Franklin
But I have read somewhere that he did not say that. Who know, I like it though.
Ben Franklin
But I have read somewhere that he did not say that. Who know, I like it though.
goeduck
Super Member
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments
dnw64
Veteran Member
May have (hopefully!) already been posted:
Not the brightest bulb in the pack.
Not the sharpest pencil in the box
One brick shy of a load
Not pulling a full wagon
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
etc.
Fuddy1952
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Probably already posted, but:
"Three things to remember when you get older: never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart"...Jack Nicholson
"I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER."...Groucho Marx
The great W.C.Fields...
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it."
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with ********."
"I don't drink water. Fish fuc* in it."
"Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her."
"A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money."
"I like children. If they're properly cooked."
"I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted."
"Three things to remember when you get older: never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart"...Jack Nicholson
"I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER."...Groucho Marx
The great W.C.Fields...
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it."
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with ********."
"I don't drink water. Fish fuc* in it."
"Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her."
"A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money."
"I like children. If they're properly cooked."
"I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted."
goeduck
Super Member
If it’s flipping hamburgers at McDonald’s, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft.
-Snoop
-Snoop
2LaneCruzer
Super Member
"His cornbread ain't done in the middle".
goeduck
Super Member
PILOON
Super Star Member
As long as there are no hurricanes!