What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,241  
Probably already posted, but:
"Three things to remember when you get older: never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart"...Jack Nicholson

"I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER."...Groucho Marx

The great W.C.Fields...
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it."
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit."
"I don't drink water. Fish fuc* in it."
"Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her."
"A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money."
"I like children. If they're properly cooked."
"I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted."
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,242  
If it’s flipping hamburgers at McDonald’s, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft.

-Snoop
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,243  
May have (hopefully!) already been posted:

Not the brightest bulb in the pack.
Not the sharpest pencil in the box
One brick shy of a load
Not pulling a full wagon
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
etc.

"His cornbread ain't done in the middle".
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,245  
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,247  
The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else.
- John Madden
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,248  
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
—Sam Levenson
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,249  
"My karma ran over your dogma"...!
 
 
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