What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[BravoXray]

I had to run it through an online translator. Rough but I get the jest.

The machine is not for gerfingerpoken and middle grabbing. Is easy to grab the jumping work, blowenfuses and poppencorken with top parking. It's not for work by the fool. The rubber-necker sightseeren keep their hands in the pockets. Relax and watch the flashing lights!

The short translation is: Keep your grubby hands off the machine.

 

[drssg]

If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.
- The Crow

 

[Fuddy1952]

Even a fish wouldn't get caught if he kept his mouth shut.

 

[tallyho8]

"Be always sure you're right - Then go ahead"
by my ancestor, Davy Crockett

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Davy Crockett, when he saw Santa Ana's army approaching the Alamo: "Did somebody order a new roof?"

 

[Steppenwolfe]

Davy Crockett, when he saw Santa Ana's army approaching the Alamo: "Did somebody order a new roof?"

DUDE!!! That's bad...

 

[2LaneCruzer]

DUDE!!! That's bad...

But funny!!!!

 

[dnw64]

But funny!!!!

The darkest jokes are generally funny.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

I just had my roof replaced a couple of months ago, and I kinda know why Davey would have said that. I told that to my roofer, and he didn't get it at first...then he laughed until he cried.

 

[goeduck]

Davy Crockett had 3 ears. A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.