What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[npalen]

Ach, du lieber Augustin, slot machine, put a nickel in and pull a dime out!​

 

[Alan46]

"Ok you got the talking part done"

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Vy iz dere zomanymor orzizazzes dander iz orziz?

 

[Alan46]

"You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses"

 

[bcp]

Vy iz dere zomanymor orzizazzes dander iz orziz?

Und zoliddle orz zence?

Bruce

 

[Bill Guenthner]

All You Can Do is All You Can Do, But All You Can Do is Enough!
Arthur L. "Art" Williams Jr.

 

[goeduck]

Don’t count your chickens before you have all your ducks in a row

 

[bcp]

....and when you finally get all your ducks in a row, along comes a duck shuffler.

Bruce

 

[/pine]

signs seen:

On a plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed.

Plastic surgeon's: We'll help you pick your nose

Towing company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.

On a fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.

Electric company: We'd be delighted if you paid your bill. If you don't, you will be.

 

[/pine]

There are two ways of arguing with a woman

Neither one works!...!