What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[goeduck]

Don’t count your chickens before you have all your ducks in a row

 

[bcp]

....and when you finally get all your ducks in a row, along comes a duck shuffler.

Bruce

 

[/pine]

signs seen:

On a plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed.

Plastic surgeon's: We'll help you pick your nose

Towing company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.

On a fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.

Electric company: We'd be delighted if you paid your bill. If you don't, you will be.

 

[/pine]

There are two ways of arguing with a woman

Neither one works!...!

 

[drssg]

Some people are not happy unless they're not happy.

 

[Alan46]

" never let your right hand know what your left hand is doing "........my father, Ben

 

[/pine]

Skydiving and Maxwell House

Good to the last drop...!

 

[Alan46]

Never let somebody waste your time twice.

 

[BravoXray]

Some people are not happy unless they're not happy.

Being a pilot, the saying is: At the FAA, we're not happy until you're not happy.

Another is: That aircraft modification won't be approved until the paperwork weighs more than the modification.

 

[goeduck]

Don't put all your eggs in one gift horse's mouth.