What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[WinterDeere]

This was stolen from something Eagle had posted in the Groan thread, and I guess it would make you groan, but I thought it was worth posting here as a favorite quote: "The di1do of consequences rarely arrives lubed."

 

[goeduck]

But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret
'Cause I am the best that's ever has been

-Charlie Daniels band

 

[masseyrider]

F U A Hole

 

[BravoXray]

A good day starts when I can put on my underwear without falling over.

 

[MoKelly]

A good day starts when I can put on my underwear without falling over.

Ha!!! Only funny because, unfortunately, can be true!

 

[goeduck]

My heeler thinks that is a good time to start nipping my heels.

 

[groundcover]

Not called a heeler for nothing !

 

[scootr]

Even my aging blind heeler enjoys chomping on my heels when he can find them. lol

 

[BravoXray]

"Is it plugged in?" and "Is it turned on?"

 

[CADplans]

We raised two daughters,,
"Things" were CONSTANTLY LOST!!

When one of the daughters asked MOM where the (anything, fill in the blank) was,,

MOM had an answer that was right over 90% of the time,,

Daughter: Hey MOM, have you seen my sports bra,,??
MOM's reply: It is on the floor, under the bed, or in the laundry.

That simple answer could find anything from lost homework, lost car keys, lost, well most anything.

The famous reply in our home,,

It is on the floor, under the bed, or in the laundry.

That simple answer found more lost items than MOM EVER could.