What *** is your tractor?

[The kid]

Mine was hard and pounding before I put that new seat on it. :drink: -kid

 

[bcp]

__Male

__Female

__None of the above

 

[bullbreaker]

My Kubota is both Male and Female. It Purrs like a Woman, but works like a Man.

Wait till it gets older instead of purring it will be snoreing.

Boone

 

[creekbend]

Wait till it gets older instead of purring it will be snoreing.

Boone

It sounds like your post originates from experience, my Friend.

 

[TomSeller]

Mine are women because I ain't putting my rear in no man's lap.

 

[ruffdog]

I am hoping my tractor and UTV get together to give me a toolcat off-spring. No, I have never given my equipment a name.....nor my tractors ect....

 

[keegs]

mine's got some serious balls.

 

[/pine]

mine's got some serious balls.

Not sure but I think "K U B O T A" means "bull" in Japanese ? If so I don't think giving them a feminine name would be kosher...JMO...

 

[dave1949]

Not sure but I think "K U B O T A" means "bull" in Japanese ? If so I don't think giving them a feminine name would be kosher...JMO...

Alright then, what does "S H I B A U R U" mean in Japanese?

I dare you to google "Shibaru" like I did by accident.

 

[/pine]

Alright then, what does "S H I B A U R U" mean in Japanese?

I dare you to google "Shibaru" like I did by accident.

Yikes...!

 

[Bob77064]

Gear tractors are the males cause they have the stick.
Hydrostatic's are the females cause most of them "whine".

Boone

LOL!!!

 

[milkman636]

Mine are women because I ain't putting my rear in no man's lap.

agreed. Mounting an implement on a male tractor just sounds wrong to me.

 

[k0ua]

Alright then, what does "S H I B A U R U" mean in Japanese?

I dare you to google "Shibaru" like I did by accident.

As Scooby Doo would say.."Rut Roh!":shocked:

 

[Nooodles]

im straight so I don't ride a male. I let the female take me for a ride. Some of you guys talking about grabbing the gear stick are grossing people out brokeback mountain style.

 

[TomSeller]

im straight so I don't ride a male. I let the female take me for a ride. Some of you guys talking about grabbing the gear stick are grossing people out brokeback mountain style.

You got that right.

 

[daugen]

You got that right.

My wife laughs at me because no matter how highly rated that movie is/was, I couldn't get myself to watch it.
Thank goodness I've got hydro, yeah she whines, but then she purrs... and when she's done, she lets out a little puff of smoke...