What sex is your tractor?

   / What sex is your tractor? #52  
Mine are women because I ain't putting my rear in no man's lap.

agreed. Mounting an implement on a male tractor just sounds wrong to me.
 
   / What sex is your tractor? #53  
Alright then, what does "S H I B A U R U" mean in Japanese?

I dare you to google "Shibaru" like I did by accident.

As Scooby Doo would say.."Rut Roh!":shocked:
 
   / What sex is your tractor? #54  
im straight so I don't ride a male. I let the female take me for a ride. Some of you guys talking about grabbing the gear stick are grossing people out brokeback mountain style.
 
   / What sex is your tractor? #55  
im straight so I don't ride a male. I let the female take me for a ride. Some of you guys talking about grabbing the gear stick are grossing people out brokeback mountain style.

You got that right.
 
   / What sex is your tractor?
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#56  
You got that right.

My wife laughs at me because no matter how highly rated that movie is/was, I couldn't get myself to watch it.
Thank goodness I've got hydro, yeah she whines, but then she purrs... and when she's done, she lets out a little puff of smoke... :D
 

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