Why me?

[ultrarunner]

So often I hear married guys telling young singles how lucky they are or stay single... yet married men live longer...

 

[drssg]

Married men don't really live longer. It just feels like it.

 

[Hay Dude]

So often I hear married guys telling young singles how lucky they are or stay single... yet married men live longer...

Some people live happy, long lives and some people live miserable, long lives. Just ask my mother in law. Id rather live a short happy one than long miserable one, if only given one of the 2.
Of course a long, happy life would be the ultimate

 

[Industrial Toys]

I refuse to be a mind reader! SAY what you mean!

Lady friend asks if I like stuffed Peppers. Not particularly I answer.

She was wanting to make them this weekend, and now is a bit cheesed off.

Had she said, I want to make Stuffed Peppers this weekend, I would have said "Sure".

 

[MoKelly]

I refuse to be a mind reader! SAY what you mean!

Lady friend asks if I like stuffed Peppers. Not particularly I answer.

She was wanting to make them this weekend, and now is a bit cheesed off.

Had she said, I want to make Stuffed Peppers this weekend, I would have said "Sure".

Whoa. You just hit the hardest area. Trick questions. Odds are U’d gave a 50/50 chance if saying the right answer. But, it seems, I’m wrong at least 80% of the time.

MoKelly

 

[Hay Dude]

80% wrong? Thats doing VERY well. :laughing:

 

[MoKelly]

I refuse to be a mind reader! SAY what you mean!

Lady friend asks if I like stuffed Peppers. Not particularly I answer.

She was wanting to make them this weekend, and now is a bit cheesed off.

Had she said, I want to make Stuffed Peppers this weekend, I would have said "Sure".

Whoa. You just hit the hardest area. Trick questions. Odds are I’d have a 50/50 chance of saying the right answer. But, it seems, I’m wrong at least 80% of the time.

MoKelly

 

[user.69169]

I splained it all before but blue whale poofed it.

Not gonna poke same keys twice.

Yous guys just gotta learn to outthink wimmens. Like Kenny Rogers said, gotta know when to hole em, know when to fold em and know when to run.

 

[SouthernSky]

For over 30 years my wife has refused to cut grass. Push, riding or finishing mower, she won’t even sit on the seat. She insists she doesn’t want to learn because some day she might have to cut it.

I got my L2650 stuck in the mud once. I grabbed my L3200 to pull it out and just wanted her to steer. She said no and found my then young son somewhere and he helped with the steering.

Her 79 year old mother cuts all her own grass. Like me, her mom finds cutting grass is almost therapeutic, quality personal time.

As I drive around in our rural area and see all the ladies on their mowers and tractor, I figured I must have married the only woman around that doesn’t cut grass.

 

[Citydude]

For over 30 years my wife has refused to cut grass. Push, riding or finishing mower, she won’t even sit on the seat. She insists she doesn’t want to learn because some day she might have to cut it.

I got my L2650 stuck in the mud once. I grabbed my L3200 to pull it out and just wanted her to steer. She said no and found my then young son somewhere and he helped with the steering.

Her 79 year old mother cuts all her own grass. Like me, her mom finds cutting grass is almost therapeutic, quality personal time.

As I drive around in our rural area and see all the ladies on their mowers and tractor, I figured I must have married the only woman around that doesn’t cut grass.

Not cutting the grass is minor after 30 years of marriage. Congrats on making the 30 year mark.