Why your tractor won't go.

   / Why your tractor won't go. #11  
Re: Why your tractor won\'t go.

i have heard that it happens when you drive to the farm(many miles) and leave the key for the tractor at home on the table
 
   / Why your tractor won't go. #12  
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Well, Cliff, since this seems to be a "true confessions" thread, here's one that doesn't involve a tractor but is still on point:

I had conducted what I thought was a thorough ground check on my four seat, single engine aircraft. I got in the cockpit, conducted my usual thorough pre-flight checklist and, everything checking out as satisfactory, I gave it some throttle to start to taxi for takeoff. .....Nothing happened /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif, so I gave it a bit more throttle. ...Nothing happened /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gifexcept that the engine noise level in the cockpit increased. I was gettin' impatient so I gradually increased to full throttle, assuming that the wheels had perhaps created a slight depression in the ground at my tie-down, which sometimes happens after a rain. ...Nothing happened. /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

At this point, it finally occured to me to look outside. My plane, at that time, was a high wing Cessna and I discovered that both wings (and also the tail, as it turned out) were still firmly roped to their tie-down anchors in the ground. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

Yes, I'd been partying a bit, but thought that I was entirely fit to fly. thimk agin...... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
   / Why your tractor won't go. #13  
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Again, not a tractor: Broken u-joint, down in a canyon, a ways from home, full trailer of firewood. Thank god for that spare axle up front!
 
   / Why your tractor won't go. #14  
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I AM NOT SURE! but seems like you have a majior problem, so my advice is to take it right back to TOYS R US AND LET THEM DEAL WITH IT /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif sorry could not resist /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
 
   / Why your tractor won't go. #15  
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"... my advice is to take it right back to TOYS R US AND LET THEM DEAL WITH IT "

I did ... they said they weren't even in business when it was made !!! /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
Cheers!
 

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I'm even sorry-er ... I could not resist ... there is only one way to discipline an insolent tractor ... a good dunkin' at the hands/winch of a much older machine /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
 

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Re: Why your tractor won\'t go.

It wasn't until I looked at this the second time that I noticed the truck. Either that's a very large toilet, or I think those are not real machines.

Cliff

(Oh yeah, need the smiley /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif)
 
   / Why your tractor won't go. #18  
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Because the opportune moment has come.
Building brush piles other day and and eased down hill to get a couple logs out of springhead. The logs were heavy and front end sank to axles. Dropped the load and proceeded to crawfish out with fel. I looked down and I'm pushing clutch, but rears are still spinning. Part of the throw out bearing decided to disentegrate. I laid there in the muck, adjusting clutch, singing Kenny Rogers "Lucille".
 
   / Why your tractor won't go. #19  
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Mac, Sorry to hear about your troubles with the throwout bearing.... but I'd rather be laying in the much than 2 feet of snow. BRRRRR ... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
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Was that picture staged just for our enjoyment? If so THANKS /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 

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