wife and or girlfriend safety

oakwood · Apr 28, 2005

concerning safety,,, i was chewing the fat with a few guys one day. telling them i had three sayings..#1,,a man never has enough tools,,#2,,i never met a peice of wood i didnt like,,and #3,,i love my kubota. being that my wife was in listening distance i now have revised and included her in my list. this fellas is refered to as injury avoidance. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Gatorboy · Apr 28, 2005

... i now have revised and included her in my list. 

Let me guess: #4. Never speak of my list within earshot of my wife.

Bob_Skurka · Apr 28, 2005

Let me guess: #4. Never speak of my list within earshot of my wife.


NO . . . never mention your girlfiend's name in front of your wife!!!

bczoom · Apr 28, 2005

( NO . . . never mention your girlfiend's name in front of your wife!!! )

I agree. The subject line with the "and" in there between wife and girlfriend automatically dictates a new rule or 2.

slowrev · Apr 28, 2005

#4 Women are more dangerous than tractors ?

Can I get a tilt meter for my wife ?

Ben

oakwood · Apr 28, 2005

after rereading,,i didnt really intend to include [and] in the subject heading,,but then again its sometimes the things we dont intend that gets us in trouble.

oakwood

Soundguy · Apr 28, 2005

( NO . . . never mention your girlfiend's name in front of your wife!!! )

How about..

Makes sure your wife and girlfriend have the same name/pet-name!!

Soundguy

Ozarker · Apr 28, 2005

Mine has a tilt meter. When the little vein in her forehead pops up she is about to tilt. Time to exit the area.

Taylortractornut · Apr 28, 2005

One saying my exgirlfriend hated was one reason I liked tractors was that they killed you quickly a woman takes her time.

GerardC · Apr 28, 2005

... i now have revised and included her in my list.

Let me guess: #4. Never speak of my list within earshot of my wife. 

I'd guess that the revised would be putting your #4 in the #1 slot. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif