wife and or girlfriend safety

[Mainah]

My wife doesn't need a tilt meter....but there's times when a pressure relief valve would be nice....

 

[Henro]

<font color="blue"> My wife doesn't need a tilt meter....but there's times when a pressure relief valve would be nice....
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What? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif You mean your wife doesn't have one? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

I'm sure mine does! It's me! /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[sneaky_pete]

Wife/girlfriend safety? Easy - never let them meet each other. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[GerardC]

<font color="blue"> Wife/girlfriend safety? Easy - never let them meet each other. </font> /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

I invite her over and we ALL have a good time together! /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

 

[SacandagaBrad]

I've always told my wife - "One woman is enough aggravation, what makes you think I would ever go looking for more" /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif She can't decide if that's a good or bad thing , so it cancels out and we, ok, I, get a chuckle out of it.

 

[EastTexFrank]

My mistake was to tell my wife on her 40th birthday that I was going to trade her in for two 20-year olds. Her reply ... "Frank, you're not wired for 220". /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

I'm glad I decided to keep her. Life is not dull with her around. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[AMP762]

I once told my first exwife if women were that easy to get why would I get married. She did not see the humor.

 

[edski]

My wife listed herself as #4, behind my:
Dog,
Truck, and
Tractor.
Should she do this again, please remind me NOT to agree. /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif

 

[TractorLegend]

I got a tractor for my wife

it was the best trade I ever made /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

(Mark runs and hides...)

 

[Junkman]

If you miss her, just send me a PM and I will send you mine.. Free of charge and with a prepaid one way ticket to your place...... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif