daTeacha
Veteran Member
RE flying fish, there is an asian carp that makes a habit of jumping several feet out of the water, weighs several pounds, and can cause serious bodily harm when crashing into innocent boaters. The things are among the latest exotic species found in some of the waters of Ohio. These are not the marine flying fish with the extra large pectoral fins, but large fish that jump out of the water and smack into you.
Getting back to the plane and presuming it does not get damaged by said fish, the possibility of a magic float has been overlooked. If the float has a magic belt on it which goes round and round, running backwards at the bottom of the float and forwards at the top, friction between the float and the water would be substantially reduced while producing a negative laminar flow of air over the top of the float and the bottom of the wing. This could produce negative lift, causing the plane to sink and displace more lake water.
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Getting back to the plane and presuming it does not get damaged by said fish, the possibility of a magic float has been overlooked. If the float has a magic belt on it which goes round and round, running backwards at the bottom of the float and forwards at the top, friction between the float and the water would be substantially reduced while producing a negative laminar flow of air over the top of the float and the bottom of the wing. This could produce negative lift, causing the plane to sink and displace more lake water.
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