Xmas rules for the wife

[Miklos]

I'm lucky. My wife places no value in the stereo-typical womans jewelery, etc. Horse equiptment is an instant hit. Truck accessories are good as is snowmobile and motorcycle stuff. She is very easy to shop for.

On our 1st anniversary, I got her a roll bar for her truck and she got me a carb for mine.

Not many accountants out there with her interests!

 

[Richard]

Wanna swap her over???

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[Chuck52]

I'd add perfume to that list, but it's gotta be the "real" stuff. It must smell like money! I always wonder at this time of year why any kind of tool will make me happy but NO kind of kitchen gadget is acceptable for her, even though she loves to cook. I went into a local kitchen specialty shop....one of those that has $200 spatulas....and asked them why they didn't stock diamond encrusted potato mashers. I figure that would cover the bases.

Chuck

 

[Bird]

<font color=blue>if it fits a category you would consider “practical”, it does not qualify as a gift to a female</font color=blue>

The most accurate statement in the whole darned thread! Never could figure that out. Maybe it's 'cause I'm still a novice at this; only been married to this ole' gal for 36 years. But I have figured out that the way to make her the happiest is to buy'er the most worthless thing I can think of./w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif

 

[frank_f15]

dave there are no rules for WIFE CHRISTMAS GIFTS. just make sure it ain't PRACTICAL. damm they hate that. all wives are different yet the same(how can that be?) after 38 years i still don't get it. last year my bride said, that old tractor is too hard for u to handel why don't u get a new one? so i gave in/w3tcompact/icons/frown.gif and got my 2400, then i hear " u got a new tractor so why can't we go on a cruise?" well i put my foot down and told her it was not the same thing. and besides u cant buy a tractor and go on a cruise in the same year. that was the end of that discussion!!!!!!
P.S WE HAD A NICE TIME IN COZUMEL/w3tcompact/icons/blush.gif

 

[Harv]

<font color=blue>there are no rules for WIFE CHRISTMAS GIFTS</font color=blue>

Apparently that's true 'cuz moments ago my wife popped her head into my little home office here and announced that I should give her some kind of waffle maker I'd never heard of. I told her I would have no idea where to find such a thing, and she said, "No problem. I already bought it. You just have to wrap it." /w3tcompact/icons/crazy.gif

 

[jhburke]

THe first chrismas of my marriage my wife was a full time school teacher. We had just gotten a house and I thought I would help her with a new vacumn cleaner as we didn't have one. I was in the the dog house for quite awhile. My wife was 5' 1" 86# and nothing I could get her in the clothes would fit. I started buying her jewlery. That was the only thing that fit. We have celabrated our 40th year so I must have gotten something right. Happy Holidays everyon. JIM

 

[Miklos]

Perfect Couple
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect
woman met. After a perfect courtship,
they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was,
of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect
couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road,
when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas,
the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated
and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?
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Answer:
The perfect woman survived.
She's the only one who really existed in the first place.
Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no
such thing as a perfect man.
Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
Men keep scrolling.
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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus,
the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, if you're woman and you're still reading,
this illustrates another point:
Women never listen.

 

[ronjhall]

I've been avoiding responding to this thread. Until I read this one. /w3tcompact/icons/crazy.gif /w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif/w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif/w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif Here comes my perfect wife now. Can someone please delete this post for me? I have some Christmas shopping to do. /w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif

 

[PaulinSD]

My wife has surprised me many times, when we talked about buying a second tractor two months ago, she said "it better have a loader on it". I asked her what she wanted for Christmas, and she replied a cordless drill. Yea, right. She picked out a Ryobi 14.4 volt with charger and extra battery. She has done all the tile work around her new whoorlpool tub, plumber will be here tomorrow to finish the plumbing. Just like she said, " I'll be done for Christmas". Yup. We get along so well.

Happy Holidays.

Paul