k0ua
Epic Contributor
She needs a hug and a "Well done, Sweetheart". Now let me tell you a little story. I was going to the grocery store, and the wife told me to get her some specific feminine products; she told me the brand, product size, color, package size and all the engineering specifications. At the store, I suddenly found myself in the requisite aisle, all alone with this vast array of alien items. In vain, I was searching the shelves, the products and trying to find the particular item I was sent for...when I noticed this rather tall, attractive and smiling woman peering at me around the corner of the aisle.
I tried to ignore her and act nonchalant, as if I knew what I was doing...but she wouldn't have it. She walked right up to me with a big grin on her face, and says: "Now you know how I feel when my husband sends me to the hardware store". We both had a big laugh.
I have stood in front of that very wall of feminine products you mention. I stared and scanned those products to find the exact thing I was requested to buy. Here is how I solved it. Got the wife on the smartphone, then turned on the two way video camera, and scanned it over the wall. Here sweety you can look over this wall. and tell me what to pick up. It worked. Might as well use some of those high tech features of the phone!