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Wash thoroughly in milk.
 
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CDsdad said:
Wash thoroughly in milk.

We have a BINGO!

I like to eat hot, spicey foods. My wife likes to COOK hot, spicey foods. Milk has always been my Ace-in-the-hole when it comes to eating hotter food than most mortals can withstand. Milk or cheese.

Wahed my hands and my, er, well, let's not go to far with the details. Let's just say the fire is out.
 
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Farmwithjunk said:
We have a BINGO!

Wahed my hands and my, er, well, let's not go to far with the details. Let's just say the fire is out.

Good story Farm, especially like happy endings :) Plus I learned something too:)
 
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RonMar said:
Having been pepper sprayed a few times,

Ron, by any chance were you in the Marine Corps too?

One night, another Marine and I were in the Embassy in Yaounde when a very, very large rat comes walking down the hallway. We weren't very bright, but smart enough not to pull our pistols out. We pulled out our pepper spray!!

The rat was just a little smarter and ran right between us while we were spraying. As he went by, I sprayed my buddy as he sprayed me.

If it didn't hurt so bad, it would have been funny.

Eddie
 
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EddieWalker said:
Ron, by any chance were you in the Marine Corps too?

One night, another Marine and I were in the Embassy in Yaounde when a very, very large rat comes walking down the hallway. We weren't very bright, but smart enough not to pull our pistols out. We pulled out our pepper spray!!

The rat was just a little smarter and ran right between us while we were spraying. As he went by, I sprayed my buddy as he sprayed me.

If it didn't hurt so bad, it would have been funny.

Eddie



it sure is funny now :)
 
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EddieWalker said:
Ron, by any chance were you in the Marine Corps too?
Eddie

No, just the USCG. Back when we had a rifle team I used to shoot with quite a few Marines though. As I recall they all shot real well...

That Pepper spray story was great:)
 
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Prep "H" you feel silly but it really works!! Yes, you can use the off brands and it still works...shark oil? Don't know why but it does work.
 
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Prep "H" you feel silly but it really works!! Yes, you can use the off brands and it still works...shark oil? Don't know why but it does work.


Just don't try using "Prep H" for toothpaste. You will be mumbling for an hour. My friend did this by accident once when our families were on vacation. His wife threw him the tube thinking it was toothpaste. He never read it. We never laughed so hard in our lives. "Whuff tha huck dud yaw guv mu thas shut far" is what he said as he ran from the bathroom. His lips were puffed out twice the size of Angelena Jolie's. His tongue looked like raw meat.
 
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JimR said:
Prep "H" you feel silly but it really works!! Yes, you can use the off brands and it still works...shark oil? Don't know why but it does work.


Just don't try using "Prep H" for toothpaste. You will be mumbling for an hour. My friend did this by accident once when our families were on vacation. His wife threw him the tube thinking it was toothpaste. He never read it. We never laughed so hard in our lives. "Whuff tha huck dud yaw guv mu thas shut far" is what he said as he ran from the bathroom. His lips were puffed out twice the size of Angelena Jolie's. His tongue looked like raw meat.

I won't even ask what they did with the TOOTH PASTE.;)
 

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