YES DEAR

[Soundguy]

I one time washed some traqctor parts in the dishwasher...

that was a real no-no I found out.. wife had a coniption fit.

she also saw me checking a thermostat in a pot of water too.. she didn't believe me when i explained what I was doing... she refused to use the pot again.. so now it's in the shop full of nuts and bolts.. I think she made up some new words that day...

soundguy

 

[Redgoatea]

I had to fix the tv once. Took it apart fixed the short and put it back together (almost) I forgot two screws. A year later the wife decided to rearrange the furniture and picked up the tv. The front screen section fell right off and shattered her big toe. Be glad your wife only bruised her toes. I couldn't say anything but YES DEAR for about a year. :laughing: 7

 

[Reg]

Why is the oven on ?
I'm heating something.
What ?
The outer part.

What's this in the freezer ?
The inner part.
Why ?
I need to put them together.
You can't put them together when one is in the oven and the other one is in the freezer. What are you, Stupid ?

YES DEAR.

 

[blueriver]

To the OP ... most folks read magazines and newspapers in the outhouse ... just what was ya readin on the drawbar in the bathroom?

 

[Chilly807]

Now.. maybe I'm just backward, but I think it's her fault for getting it for you in the first place. If she'd let you get it, in your own time, it's unlikely it ever would have come in the house in the first place.

To begin with, it would have laid in the back of the truck for at least a month, until you really needed it. By then, you would have forgotten where it was, and since she wasn't there when you got it, she'd have been no help finding it.

After a couple days of head scratchin', you'd go back to get another one, and when you brought the second one out to put it in the back of the truck... see where I'm going with this?

So, after this, you'd have had two drawbars, not one, and the wife's toe would be fine.

Like I said, it's clearly her fault..

Yes, I AM married.. for the second and last time God willing..

Sean

 

[First one]

To the OP ... most folks read magazines and newspapers in the outhouse ... just what was ya readin on the drawbar in the bathroom?

Well it's like this...:confused3:
I had to make that last pit stop before going out and I just happend to have that in hand when I walked by. I like to think it's when I picked up the(swap/trade mag Uncle Henry's) and started looking under "Farm/Garden" for tractor attachments ,:drool: thats when My mind started to work on what I had to trade for this and that or should I call about this or should I get that first before getting that....:confused2::confused2::confused2:........ you see what I mean? I'm not going to say I forgot to take it with me because I'm getting forgetful or anything.
As of now "All TRACTOR STUFF IS OUT IN MY POLE BARN"
At least ,until the little womans foot heals.:thumbsup:

 

[dcyrilc]

Well it's like this...:confused3:
I had to make that last pit stop before going out and I just happend to have that in hand when I walked by. I like to think it's when I picked up the(swap/trade mag Uncle Henry's) and started looking under "Farm/Garden" for tractor attachments ,:drool: thats when My mind started to work on what I had to trade for this and that or should I call about this or should I get that first before getting that....:confused2::confused2::confused2:........ you see what I mean? I'm not going to say I forgot to take it with me because I'm getting forgetful or anything.
As of now "All TRACTOR STUFF IS OUT IN MY POLE BARN"
At least ,until the little womans foot heals.:thumbsup:

Are you sure that isn't "HER GOAT BARN" now?

 

[smstonypoint]

Like I said, it's clearly her fault..

Yes, I AM married.. for the second and last time God willing..

Sean

Just a word from an old-timer married 42+ years. You may think she's wrong or at fault, but don't make too much of a habit of saying so.

Steve

 

[First one]

Are you sure that isn't "HER GOAT BARN" now?

Hey ,you know before this all happend I wasn't really sure, until she told me to take it out and put it in" my barn".
So maybe it's still mine for now:laughing: Won't have to think about goats until spring ,then it will all come out again I can hear it now.. remember my foot ........YES DEAR:laughing: I remember,would you like my barn or .....

 

[boxygen]

Well it's like this...:confused3:
I had to make that last pit stop before going out and I just happend to have that in hand when I walked by. I like to think it's when I picked up the(swap/trade mag Uncle Henry's) and started looking under "Farm/Garden" for tractor attachments ,:drool: thats when My mind started to work on what I had to trade for this and that or should I call about this or should I get that first before getting that....:confused2::confused2::confused2:........ you see what I mean? I'm not going to say I forgot to take it with me because I'm getting forgetful or anything.
As of now "All TRACTOR STUFF IS OUT IN MY POLE BARN"
At least ,until the little womans foot heals.:thumbsup:

Well, why didnt you just say there was an Uncle Henry's involved in the first place?? It all makes sense now.