You Know You Are Old When

[CalG]

When you recall the original version.

Behind the scenes filming of the Apollo moon landing

The Jesuits control the Freemasons and the devil controls the Jesuits.

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Ignore the social political comments, I thought it was humorous.

 

[Jstpssng]

YKYAOW....

You wake up in the morning and the light it hurts your head.

You need to go get yourself some cheap sunglasses.

For those who don't know; Moss' comment was the first line of a ZZTop song.
My response came from the same.

 

[Jstpssng]

The other day I jumped off the tailgate of my truck on our driveway because I was in a rush to get down.

I told my wife it was a good think I knew how to tuck and roll when I came into the house. I was laying on my back for a good couple of minutes just ensuring nothing was broken.

The only thing I could think of laying on the ground was I looked like my dad when he fell one time and I was wondering what was wrong with him back then. NOW I know...

About 15 16 years ago when I was 50, I was running across a store parking lot and decided to jump the jersey barrier they have to separate vehicles from people coming out of the store. I was in midair when I thought "What are you DOING!?!?! You aren't 20 anymore!"

Rather than clearing it I dropped my feet onto the barrier, slowing myself down.
Somehow it kept me from falling flat onto my face from a full jump.

 

[WM75Guy]

About 15 16 years ago when I was 50, I was running across a store parking lot and decided to jump the jersey barrier they have to separate vehicles from people coming out of the store. I was in midair when I thought "What are you DOING!?!?! You aren't 20 anymore!"

Rather than clearing it I dropped my feet onto the barrier, slowing myself down.
Somehow it kept me from falling flat onto my face from a full jump.

I was once like that. Thanks to knee replacement no more running for me. That keeps me from doing some stupid things, although not all.