You Know You Are Old When

[MossRoad]

On MY body with whip cream, yes

You know you're old when you don't think about whip cream for sex anymore!

Blueberry pancakes are pretty good...

 

[MossRoad]

My doctor retired - now I have this younger woman assigned...makes discussing prostate issues uhm, interesting.

Think of her as a plumber.

 

[JethroB]

My doctor retired - now I have this younger woman assigned...makes discussing prostate issues uhm, interesting.

I much preferred the lady PA to the male doc. Smaller hands.

 

[Sigarms]

Blueberry pancakes are pretty good...

Everyone knows blueberry pancakes are nothing without grade B Vermont maple syrup

Just writing it, have a hankering for a maple creamy now LOL

 

[Alan46]

I much preferred the lady PA to the male doc. Smaller hands.

Are they using their hands? I thought you were just supposed to get fingered, not fisted!

 

[Oaktree]

My family had an old Chevy with a similar design, but it was in much worse condition than your picture. I wouldn't exactly say that I loved it. It didn't have much power, and the wipers used some sort of vacuum technology. If I pushed the accelerator too far, the wipers would stop working.

I sometimes had to choose between seeing where I'm going and making it up a hill.

Vacuum wiper continued into the 60s, at least on the lower end models...my first car, a 1962 Ford Falcon had them. Agree, no joy going up a hill in a downpour!

 

[Oaktree]

I've got to be honest, no where have I asked anyone at any point in my life to smear any part of my body with food. Now, perhaps I have dreamt about whip cream in my younger years

Maybe 20 years ago the supermarket where I shopped had this portable Cheese Wiz display they'd move around the store. One time I saw it in the Pharmacy next to the condom display. Wasn't sure if it was someone's idea of a joke, someone stuck it there to get it out of the way without looking what it was next to or some new kink.

 

[jjeff]

You steal someone's screen name and use it as an excuse saying it to your children why your not giving them attention usually in the evening. I apologize "old and tired" as in telling my youngest im to old and tired to play with Barbies tonight lol.

 

[MossRoad]

Everyone knows blueberry pancakes are nothing without grade B Vermont maple syrup

Just writing it, have a hankering for a maple creamy now LOL

I made my wife heart shaped waffles with lemon curd, blueberries and whipped cream Sunday morning. I had Vermont syrup on the side. Happy wife happy life.

 

[thepumpguysc]

When u take your current age, double it, and u don’t expect to live THAT LONG..