You Know You Are Old When

   / You Know You Are Old When #5,152  
A few of my neighbors have had it, as well as one of my dogs. It actually ended up killing the dog due to liver damage caused by Lyme, about a year after the Lyme itself was discovered and cured.
My last dog had it when I got him at a year old. Funny thing, they didn't have a problem diagnosing it; I hadn't gotten two miles from my vet's office when they called and told me to go back and get some (more) meds.

He also had lungworm when I got him, which they told me was from licking slug trails. Actually it was from eating them, since he was on the end of a rope and wasn't being fed regularly.
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #5,153  
Even with my spine fusion a few months ago I still take the stairs two at a time, just slower. It's a habit I picked up in my youth. We had about 150 steps down to a lake in our back yard. If you took them one at a time, it was way more tiring than two at a time, and a heck of a lot faster.

I won many a race against much older/bigger kids that would visit our house. Down and back was the race. Most had to stop before they made it back up.

Then I'd grab two oars, an anchor, a life jacket, a tackle box and a fishing pole and run down and back again. For a tiny kid, I was in pretty good shape! :ROFLMAO:
Spine fused? What happened?
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #5,154  
You'd think in these modern times they'd use circuit breakers ;)
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #5,155  
Here's what I found happens when you get old working on something, and explains why my Dad before he passed at 88 his garage is still waist deep in everything you can (and can't) imagine everything disassembled.
Whatever you're working on if you need something you won't have it. Doesn't matter you can have six tractor trailer loads of hardware you can never find what you need regardless of how many hours you look. What you WILL find is the thing you needed last week but couldn't find but no longer need.
So if you fabricate what you need at the exact point of completion where it needs just a light touch with a grinder or wire wheel it will fly off at Mach 2 into a black hole somewhere never to be seen again, no matter how well clamped it was with Vice Grips.
When you need a Band-Aid, and you WILL, it will be in a tin box you throw away because none will stick they're so old. Later you'll see one like it sold on ebay for $50 as an antique.
I know...because this was how my day went.
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #5,156  
Here's what I found happens when you get old working on something, and explains why my Dad before he passed at 88 his garage is still waist deep in everything you can (and can't) imagine everything disassembled.
Whatever you're working on if you need something you won't have it. Doesn't matter you can have six tractor trailer loads of hardware you can never find what you need regardless of how many hours you look. What you WILL find is the thing you needed last week but couldn't find but no longer need.
So if you fabricate what you need at the exact point of completion where it needs just a light touch with a grinder or wire wheel it will fly off at Mach 2 into a black hole somewhere never to be seen again, no matter how well clamped it was with Vice Grips.
When you need a Band-Aid, and you WILL, it will be in a tin box you throw away because none will stick they're so old. Later you'll see one like it sold on ebay for $50 as an antique.
I know...because this was how my day went.
Truth ^^^^^^^^^
 
   / You Know You Are Old When #5,157  
When you need a Band-Aid, and you WILL, it will be in a tin box you throw away because none will stick they're so old. Later you'll see one like it sold on ebay for $50 as an antique
If I'm buying, the only thing I can find is a valuable antique worth it's weight in gold.
If I'm selling it's junk, only worth scrap value. Sometimes for the same item six months later...
 

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