You Know You Are Old When

[BravoXray]

^^^


A friend said he wants to die in a drunken whorehouse brawl on his 100th birthday.

One of my friends said "I want to die at 102, shot in the back by an irate husband."

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

^^^^^^
(80 +10)/10 = ??
New math?

Sorry:

 

[Jstpssng]

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Thank you. It was a bit over my math level anyways.
I only have 9 fingers, plus the one which I use to count them.

 

[Runner]

YKYAO if you remember when the US Mail used these things:

 

[Runner]

RE: Death

I have to say, my Uncle did it pretty well. Was a pilot his whole life, flew Corsairs in WWII, C119's afterward, then, ran an FBO at local airport and flew commercially spotting fish and crop dusting for the rest of his life. Sat down in his recliner one evening, fell asleep and never woke up.

 

[Oaktree]

YKYAO if you remember when the US Mail used these things:
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Don't think I've ever seen one of those before. Then again, I've mostly lived where it was rural delivery, and the carriers used personal vehicles.
Given that most vehicles made in the last 20-odd years have large center consoles, it must be a PITA to deliver mail in a LH drive vehicle. ISTR maybe 20 years ago a number of area carriers had RH drive Suburus (probably specially ordered as a lot), but they didn't seem to stand up very well and were all gone within a couple years.

 

[jmc]

My 33 YO daughter just said that she only knows 2 people that carry handkerchiefs and I was one of them. I told her that way back, I used it more for her than for myself.

 

[masseyrider]

One of my friends said "I want to die at 102, shot in the back by an irate husband."

What's with these people wanting to die?
Only dying I want to do is tie dye.
I want to be 150 in the record book as world's oldest father and breaking the record.
"come here young ladies, granddad has some candy for you"

 

[rontaki]

The old saying, "When I die I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like grandpa... ... Not kicking and screaming like everyone else in the car he was driving."

 

[deserteagle71]

YKYAO if you remember when the US Mail used these things:
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Saw the Vietnamese taxi version on the one occasion when I arrived at a "civilized" part of Vietnam, 50+ years ago.