You Know You Are Old When

[Fuddyduddy1952]

Got some friends that wanted to celebrate naked gardening day until the FedEx truck pulled up.

Our FedEx driver is a gorgeous blonde! For me...that would be awkward!

 

[masseyrider]

Our FedEx driver is a gorgeous blonde! For me...that would be awkward!

I'm sure you would survive the pointing and laughing.

 

[goeduck]

Who would want a sunburn in locations that have not seen the sun since you were a kid?

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

I'm sure you would survive the pointing and laughing.

"Need help carrying that package?"
"No thanks...I have three arms".

 

[masseyrider]

"Need help carrying that package?"
"No thanks...I have three arms".

Your wife is an amputee?
Did she ever meet Danny Thomas?

 

[NHBX]

 

[BravoXray]

Did anyone else remember when you grandparents told your parents to not let a cat sleep with a baby, because it could suck the breath out of them, asphyxiating them?

 

[sixdogs]

Did anyone else remember when you grandparents told your parents to not let a cat sleep with a baby, because it could suck the breath out of them, asphyxiating them?

Absolutely. Cats will steal a baby's breath and my mother 100% believed it. That's why we never had cats.

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

It's hooey. That started because the cat licks milk off of the baby.

 

[thepumpguysc]

U know ur old when you say, “HOOEY”.!!!