You Know You Are Old When

[Sigarms]

You know you're old when you think your having trust issues with your wife because you asked her if she threw something of your clothes out, because they're at least 15 years old and should be at goodwill by now, because she keeps saying they "need to go".

She didn't throw them out, I just couldn't find them, and she is the one who told me where they're at LOL

 

[not2old]

Growing up that is what we used. My dad thought it was the thing to use when you had coughing or sore throat. Hated it when my dad insisted I gargle with it for sore throat. When I got older I decided that maybe it did help after all

I don't care if it helped or not. I'm not going to put that vile stuff in my mouth ever again.

 

[Pixguy]

 

[WinterDeere]

You know that you are old when you gargled with Listerine to keep from getting colds.

Gawd, that was nasty stuff!!!

Every time someone convinces me to give Laphroaig another try, I’m reminded how much it tastes like that old Listerine antiseptic throat spray… at $100/bottle. I like Scotch, but I’m not sure how anyone actually enjoys that stuff.

 

[Jstpssng]

Every time someone convinces me to give Laphroaig another try, I’m reminded how much it tastes like that old Listerine antiseptic throat spray… at $100/bottle. I like Scotch, but I’m not sure how anyone actually enjoys that stuff.

Well, Listerine WAS 52 proof!

 

[shooterdon]

You look in your sock drawer and realize you may never buy another pair of socks.

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

You look in your sock drawer and realize you may never buy another pair of socks.

I found a Trojan in my sock drawer I bought in a vending machine for a quarter. Probably no good after 50++ years.

 

[airbiscuit]

Not sure of the condition of what you would be installing it on after 50++ years

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

Not sure of the condition of what you would be installing it on after 50++ years

Urinary incontinence

 

[Sigarms]

I found a Trojan in my sock drawer I bought in a vending machine for a quarter. Probably no good after 50++ years.

Do what everyone else does, see what you can get for it...