You Know You Are Old When

[Eagle1]

Do what everyone else does, see what you can get for it...

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Darn never had any leftovers back in the day.

 

[airbiscuit]

Bet you can buy used ones cheaper

 

[CalG]

Relating to sappy stuff like this.......

 

[BackRoad]

That Trojan topic brings up lots of questions...

1. Are they even needed now (after all, this is the YKYAO thread!)

2. Would you have any confidence it was still "trust-worthy"?

3. Is there somebody out there who collects antique Trojan? What might it be worth to a collector?

Part B....And why would they even collect them?

4. Would you really want to give it away (you could be liable if it failed due to age.)

5. Do they have "Best if used by..." dates?

6. Do you even know anybody you might give it to? Your friends are all old, and how would you even begin to bring up the topic with a young millennial neighbor???)

I can see now, this topic will keep me up all night thinking about the hilarity of the whole situation...it could be a Seinfeld episode!

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

I'll leave it in a neighbor's mailbox.

 

[airbiscuit]

The floor of their car

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

A (former) friends wife went on a 3 day vacation with her two lady friends. I threw a 42DDD bra & 3X panties under their bed unbeknown to my (former) friend.
Former because he didn't see the humor when his wife made the discovery.

 

[goeduck]

You look in your sock drawer and realize you may never buy another pair of socks.

I don't know, I was looking at my sock drawer today and was thinking that I need to buy all new socks. I had a hard time finding any without big holes in the toe area. When I'd find two, they did not match.

 

[Jstpssng]

I found a Trojan in my sock drawer I bought in a vending machine for a quarter. Probably no good after 50++ years.

A petrified prophylactic?

When I'd find two, they did not match

My feet don't care. I don't buy cotton or synthetic because they make my feet sweat; and a pair of good wool socks is around $15.
Throwing out a good sock because it doesn't have a mate is like tossing $7.50 in the trash
I also try to buy several pair at the same time so that they match.

 

[masseyrider]

The floor of their car

Last place I worked there was a young arrogant kid working there.
He acted like he owned the place even with us senior (long term) employees.
His girl friend would pick him up from work couple days a week. She was gorgeous.
In the summer he'd park with his windows down.
I'd had enough of his Sh-t so time to get even.
Got a couple safes, stretched them to make them look used and put hand lotion in them.
Tossed one where it was obvious behind the back seat under the glass and one sort of under the front seat.
Hoped he wouldn't spot them until his girl friend did.
It worked. She left him. She wouldn't believe that he didn't know anything about them.
He deserved it.
As a kid one of my girl friends had to stop going out with me because of my ethnic back ground.
Coming home at night I'd toss my used safes in their driveway.
If I didn't have one from the date I was on I'd make one up.
Her father being a yard N-zi surely found more than one. Hopefully it planted seeds of doubt in his little girls chastity.