You Know You Are Old When

[MossRoad]

The TV makes for a great baby sitter for your afternoon nap.

I find if I can't sleep, putting on a soccer game knocks me out pretty fast!

 

[Runner]

YKYO when splitting wood with a maul makes your butt cheeks hurt.

 

[masseyrider]

Anyone remember the Tarzan & Jane movies back in the early 50's.

Tarzan would get in trouble and do his animal call, and all the jungle animals would come to his aid.
I think he would fight a crocodile in every movie.

I preferred Irish McCalla as Sheena.
WHAT a BODY.

 

[WinterDeere]

Anyone remember the Tarzan & Jane movies back in the early 50's.

Tarzan would get in trouble and do his animal call, and all the jungle animals would come to his aid.
I think he would fight a crocodile in every movie.

I remember the treat of spending a few weekends each year at my grandparents house, when I was a young kid in the late 1970's or early 1980's. Whichever of the 3 or 5 available channels they would tune to on (probably) Saturday afternoon would play re-runs of an old black and white Tarzan TV series. I don't recall any movies, this was a 30 or 60 minute TV series.

 

[WinterDeere]

YKYO when splitting wood with a maul makes your butt cheeks hurt.

I'm pretty sure you're using it wrong!

 

[Alan46]

I preferred Irish McCalla as Sheena.
WHAT a BODY.

If I remember correctly, wasn’t she the original Queen?

 

[WinterDeere]

If I remember correctly, wasn’t she the original Queen?
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Meh. Another moderately-attractive redhead. Hardly something worth writing about, 70 years after the fact!

Not even close to on-par with those few who bring a whole generation of teenage boys into adulthood, a'la Dawn Wells as Marianne or Barbara Eden as Jeannie.

 

[masseyrider]

Meh. Another moderately-attractive redhead. Hardly something worth writing about, 70 years after the fact!

Not even close to on-par with those few who bring a whole generation of teenage boys into adulthood, a'la Dawn Wells as Marianne or Barbara Eden as Jeannie.

Ok, go with your Chihuahuas. I'll go with the 5'10" Amazon with the D-cup all natural knockers and BLONDE hair.
Coconut cream pie princess and Rub-a-wish were hardly younger.

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

That's when I saw my wife as teenagers. She was 5'10" & D cup...I thought wow! Those loooonnng legs and curvy!
Italian & Scandinavian mix. She said most guys think I'm too ethnic and tall!
Not me!
I just found this girl, Kate Upton...5'10"-D!
Golly Gee!
I dated a girl for a while that was 6ft...same as me. Pretty, but not curvy. Just too skinny.
There's skinny and fat...but then there's that curvy & fit "sweet spot"!

 

[RayIN]

YKYO, when your first pen in school was a fountain pen….what a mess sometimes!!!View attachment 4306440

Us nerds used pocket protectors to keep mom from yelling at us again when she found a shirt with a huge ink stain below the pocket.
I still have one somewhere.

added: You know you're old when you still have your Post brand slide-rule from your college days, even if you can't remember how it's used.