You know you live in the country when... continued

[JazzDad]

You know you live in the country when...

You drive through 5 cow pies before you get to your front gate.
The local radio station (the ONLY station) has a "jackpot" give-away of $9.88.
(Unfortunately) you find a scorpion trying to climb out of the bathtub.

 

[JayC]

Scorpions?! Ugh... I'll take a snow storm over those things anytime (along with every other poisonous thing down there)! lol /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Bob_Skurka]

Let me add to your list:

Its a 45 minute round trip journey to buy a gallon of milk.

 

[SPIKER]

bob: that is wrong: you know it is a 5 min round trip for milk, from back door to the barn cow then back again! /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif hahah J/K we all know getting that darn cow to courperate is more like a 45 min trip ! /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

MarkM /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

 

[slowrev]

When you know everyone that drives past your house. Pretty handy if there is ever any theft on my road.

Ben

 

[GRUMPA]

I'll add to this: Took us a 2 1/2hr round trip to the hardware store.

 

[tough451]

When you walk out your back door and see 30 potbelly pigs rooting up your feild. /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

 

[reb]

When the drivers you meet on your road wave with more than one finger extended.

 

[Freds]

when you get more tractor traffic than car traffic (at least at harvest time)

 

[Birdhunter1]

When neighborhood watch group committee meetings involve backhoe maintenance and target practice.