You Might Be...

[manyskilz]

If you put a rifle rack on your tractor, you just might be a redneck... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[alan40]

If you keep your tractor in the heated garage and your other cars in the unheated garage you might be a redneck.
If a big snowstorm is on the way and the first thing you think about is, Do I have enough diesel fuel to plow all day? You might be a redneck!

 

[billbill1]

If the dirt clods from your tractor improve the appearance of your driveway-you just might be a redneck- Scooter.

 

[have_blue]

</font><font color="blue" class="small">( If the dirt clods from your tractor improve the appearance of your driveway-you just might be a redneck- Scooter. )</font>

If you call those little dirt clods from your tires "tractor turds", you might be a redneck.

If company's coming and you rush out and wash your tractor, you might be a redneck.

If you lay awake nights trying to figure how to do chores with your tractor that are normally done with hand tools, you might be a redneck.

 

[gbick]

You might be a red neck if you've used your wife's toothbrush for parts cleaning. Or if she came home early and found 2 car wheels in her oven (to harden the fresh enamal paint). Thank god the toothbrush was already put away!

 

[gbick]

Just kidding about the toothbrush, but about the oldsmobile hood in the kitchen......

 

[PineRidge]

If you drool at the tractor pictures on your cell phone even before you call the dealership, you might be a redneck /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[hazmat]

<font color="blue">If you drool at the tractor pictures on your cell phone even before you call the dealership, you might be a redneck </font>

- I didn't think rednecks had cell phones, much less color ones /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

 

[Stonefox]

You're wife buys John Deere diapers for the baby /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif I know she is a redneck. She was in the womens professional rodeo assoc. finals in the bull riding event years ago. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

stonefox

 

[Todd_C]

You might be a redneck if your two-year old tells the tractor good night!

You might be a redneck if you have a family reunion and everyone is fighting over seat time!

You might be a redneck if you drive your tractor to the mailbox so the neighbor can drool.

You might be a redneck if you wreck your car while trying to look across the road at the new tractors at the dealership.

and my final one, You might be a redneck if your wife has to break up the fight between you and your two year old while you are fighting over who is going to sit on the tractor parked in the garage where my pickup used to be.