daugen
Super Star Member
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
But all over the world, the TBN keyboards did clatter
as they talk about what they ate, and surely did get fatter
When who should appear, way up in the cab of that John Deere?
It's Santa and his combine full of good cheer and presents ,
there's a TNT, a quick hitch, extra pins and even a smoked pheasant
So what will he leave for Wayne and Bird and all of our Xmas Daves?
Well, what do you know, he left his two favorite elves to tuck in their faves.
On Brandi, on Farm Girl, on Donner and Blitzen, up they went into the Christmas night
With Farm Girl's hands on the bright candy cane stick, they looped the clouds on that marvelous flight
Merry Christmas All!
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
But all over the world, the TBN keyboards did clatter
as they talk about what they ate, and surely did get fatter
When who should appear, way up in the cab of that John Deere?
It's Santa and his combine full of good cheer and presents ,
there's a TNT, a quick hitch, extra pins and even a smoked pheasant
So what will he leave for Wayne and Bird and all of our Xmas Daves?
Well, what do you know, he left his two favorite elves to tuck in their faves.
On Brandi, on Farm Girl, on Donner and Blitzen, up they went into the Christmas night
With Farm Girl's hands on the bright candy cane stick, they looped the clouds on that marvelous flight
Merry Christmas All!