WOW I'm rich

[milkman]

I just haven't sent the info they are asking for. I went and bought a ZD21 now that I've come into this good fortune. Anyone else as rich as I am?


ATTENTION
TO THE OWNER OF THIS E-MAIL,HOW ARE YOU TODAY, I WRITE TO INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE ALREADY SENT YOU USD5000.00 DOLLARS THROUGH WESTERN UNION AS WE HAVE BEEN GIVEN THE MANDATE TO TRANSFER YOUR FULL COMPENSATION PAYMENT TOTAL SUM OF USD850,000.00 VIA WESTERN UNION BY THIS GOVERNEMNT.
I WAS CALLING YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER TO GIVE YOU THE INFORMATION THROUGH PHONE BUT YOU DID NOT PICK UP MY CALLS THROUGHOUT THAT YESTERDAY EVENTHIS MORNING.NOW, I DECIDED TO EMAIL YOU THE MTCN AND SENDER NAME SO THAT YOU WILL PICK UP THIS USD5000.00 TO ENABLE US SEND ANOTHER USD5000.00 TODAY AS YOU KNOW WE WILL BE
SENDING YOU ONLY USD5000.00 PER DAY.
PLEASE PICK UP THIS INFORMATION AND RUN TO WESTERN UNION TO PICK UP THE USD5000.00 AND CALL ME BACK TO SEND YOU ANOTHER PAYMENT TODAY, MY DIRECT PHONE LINE IS +229-210-34832, MANAGER MR.AUGUSTINE MBAENFO EMAILWESTERNUNION.COM@SIFY.COM) CALL OR EMAIL ME ONCE YOU PICKED UP THIS USD5000.00 TODAY.HERE IS THE
WESTERN UNION INFORMATION TO PICK UP THE MONEY; MTCN: 2473015392 SENDER'S NAME: ICHA KAMIZO TEXT QUESTION: HOW MUCH ANSWER:$5000 AMOUNT:USD $5000.00 I AM WAITING FOR YOUR CALL ONCE YOU PICK UP THIS USD5000.00,PLEASE EMAIL ME YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER BECAUSE I NEED TO BE CALLING YOU ONCE WE SEND ANY PAYMENT
FOR THE INFORMATIONS.
THANKS
MR. JOHN DON+229-933694961

 

[Tig]

 

[JC-jetro]

wow Nelly,, quick ..quick .. where do i sign up??

JC,

 

[JohnDeere4300]

.........................................To Mr. John...

 

[Wayne County Hose]

It seems you haven't called yet so I called for you. Mr. Augustine has a nigerian accent. Weird. He wanted me to send him money and he wanted my checking account number and routing number. I couldn't remember it si I read him the phone # off my Bud can. He wanted $5000 to cover expenses and I told him that as soon as I get the $1500 bail back from when my wife goes to court for beating up our son's little league coach and I take back the beer cans in my Chevy Luv pick-up I will be about half way to the $5,000. Then he hung up on me. I am not happy!

 

[two_bit_score]

Well, milkman, since you are now rich I guess you will be buying some of those 'too good to be true deals' on tractors in the classifieds and on craigs list?

 

[Bedlam]

me too or maybe lol have to respond.

am Mrs. Lynn Melissa Kamal from U.S.A. I am married to Dr.Saleh Ahmad Kamal who worked with Chevron/Texaco in Egypt for twenty years before he died in the year 2005. We were married for twenty-seven years, he died during one of the riots in Middle East. He was held hostage and slain to death by protesting youths of the region in Basra Iraq.

I have very confidential issues to disclose you as regards what my late husband left behind. Please get back to me soonest. Have a nice day!

Regards,
Mrs. L. M. Kamal



quit sad that people fall for these scams...

 

[czechsonofagun]

You can study it for a future excellent career: University of Nigeria

 

[jimmyj]

I watched "judge judy" once and two people were on the stand because one had borrowed money from the other for a Nigerian scam, lost it and could not pay the other one back. I think it was $2500 and from the look of the parties involved it probably was more money than they'd ever had in their lives.

Terrible that people pull stuff like this, equally terrible that there are enough victims to keep it worth while to the crooks.

 

[jdbower]

You may want to jump on it, it's NOT a Nigerian scam. Country code 229 is from the Republic of Benin, which happens to be right next door to Nigeria but I'm sure that's a coincidence

 

[milkman]

I keep hoping that the money gets here before I pick up my mower next week, I guess I shouldn't worry though, the money will be wired to my account any day now.

 

[heehaw]

i had a donkey for sale a couple years ago: advertised her in the state paper: got a call then email from a guy that wanted me to ship her to his dad in New Jersey: was going to pay me $1800 for the jenny, plus shipping: i was asking $100....i played him along for weeks, he sent me 3 "checks", $600 each: i took them to the bank at WalMart, told them what was going on, an wanted to know if they would have cashed them, if i hadn't said anything: they said they looked real to them: but when they ran the numbers, i don't remember if they had been cancelled or did not exist, but that would have stopped it..i had a good time carrying this guy on about the donkey: then when i got tired of it, i told him she had died, with all 4 feet stickin straight up in the air and a smile on her face: he immediately replied wanting to know if i had another one i could replace her with.
heehaw

 

[Bedlam]

I was awoken at 3 am today with a phone call. I thought maybe the checks had come in early. But come to find out the caller just wanted to know if my refrigerator was running????And then wanted to know where to..LOL
Woke me from a sound sleep...Geeze...I was having a good dream...(reding the TBN threads) LOL

 

[laen64]

You better Know it's a coinCdence! Pun intended.

Gotta Love it.

 

[gotrocks]

I spotted the scam right off,


Milkman in in KY and any fool knows, Western Union, is cowboy's underwear.

Never knew a milkman that was a cowboy.

 

[jimmyj]

Milkman in in KY and any fool knows, Western Union, is cowboy's underwear.
Never knew a milkman that was a cowboy.

Ok Gotrocks, you gotta help me out here - what in Heaven's name does that mean??

 

[gotrocks]

Ok Gotrocks, you gotta help me out here - what in Heaven's name does that mean??

That's from the long ago past when Moron jokes were around.

I guess it's not politically correct any longer, but that's what
the little moron thought Western Union was.

"Cowboy's underwear"

Maybe you have to be from the part of the county where "union suits" were worn to get this old corny one.

 

[marimus]

He was held hostage and slain to death by protesting youths of the region in Basra Iraq.

I was slain once, but lucky for me not to death

 

[jayste]

i will give u 30,000 for the truck but here is the reason why, i own my own company and i buy alot of trucks for my installers to use for our jobs! All of them excpt one i have bought this way im telling u about! my deal is that ill give u a total of 30k for the truck if u will let me pay it out $350/month with bonus checks for my company going to you also, which add up to about 9-12k every 6 months! so i would have the truck paied off around this time next year which is fast for that amount of money! Now contract, i have a legal written contract done by my uncle who is a lawyer here in the state of texas! He writes each one the same but changes the name and price! i keep FULL COVERAGE insurance insurance on ALL of my vehicles that is not a problem ! i will show proof of full coverage everytime i HAND DELIVER your money to you each month !! this is not a scam, on each contract i put my full name social # and my DL# and will show them both to u and give u a copy of each when we sign the contract! DOWN PAYMENT!!!! for a down payment i pay the first 2 months of $500 and that money dont even count towards the truck it is just for you !! so your really getting a extra 1k on top of the price i am offering !! if this is so0mething your intersted in give me a call or you can email me back and let me know, my name is josh and you can call day or night im usually awake !! thanks and i hope to hear from you really soon !!
The above response was for an ad I had on Trucktrader for an F350 I had listed for I believe $22,000. I have to know do all you guys from Texas have an uncle who's a lawyer? Just Kiddin'! 'Ol Josh is so hyped up he can't even sleep during the day or night! He might need to quit "testing" that "product" that his "installers" are "installing" Well, needless to say 'ol Josh never heard from me but just had to save the email. I still have the truck and sure wish I had the "$31000" 'ol Josh was going to pay me!

Jay

 

[milkman]

Wow, can't believe you turned down a deal like that! I'm expecting my checks any day now, I've already spent most of it.