WOW I'm rich

[milkman]

I keep hoping that the money gets here before I pick up my mower next week, I guess I shouldn't worry though, the money will be wired to my account any day now.

 

[heehaw]

i had a donkey for sale a couple years ago: advertised her in the state paper: got a call then email from a guy that wanted me to ship her to his dad in New Jersey: was going to pay me $1800 for the jenny, plus shipping: i was asking $100....i played him along for weeks, he sent me 3 "checks", $600 each: i took them to the bank at WalMart, told them what was going on, an wanted to know if they would have cashed them, if i hadn't said anything: they said they looked real to them: but when they ran the numbers, i don't remember if they had been cancelled or did not exist, but that would have stopped it..i had a good time carrying this guy on about the donkey: then when i got tired of it, i told him she had died, with all 4 feet stickin straight up in the air and a smile on her face: he immediately replied wanting to know if i had another one i could replace her with.
heehaw

 

[Bedlam]

I was awoken at 3 am today with a phone call. I thought maybe the checks had come in early. But come to find out the caller just wanted to know if my refrigerator was running????And then wanted to know where to..LOL
Woke me from a sound sleep...Geeze...I was having a good dream...(reding the TBN threads) LOL

 

[laen64]

You better Know it's a coinCdence! Pun intended.

Gotta Love it.

 

[gotrocks]

I spotted the scam right off,


Milkman in in KY and any fool knows, Western Union, is cowboy's underwear.

Never knew a milkman that was a cowboy.

 

[jimmyj]

Milkman in in KY and any fool knows, Western Union, is cowboy's underwear.
Never knew a milkman that was a cowboy.

Ok Gotrocks, you gotta help me out here - what in Heaven's name does that mean??

 

[gotrocks]

Ok Gotrocks, you gotta help me out here - what in Heaven's name does that mean??

That's from the long ago past when Moron jokes were around.

I guess it's not politically correct any longer, but that's what
the little moron thought Western Union was.

"Cowboy's underwear"

Maybe you have to be from the part of the county where "union suits" were worn to get this old corny one.

 

[marimus]

He was held hostage and slain to death by protesting youths of the region in Basra Iraq.

I was slain once, but lucky for me not to death

 

[jayste]

i will give u 30,000 for the truck but here is the reason why, i own my own company and i buy alot of trucks for my installers to use for our jobs! All of them excpt one i have bought this way im telling u about! my deal is that ill give u a total of 30k for the truck if u will let me pay it out $350/month with bonus checks for my company going to you also, which add up to about 9-12k every 6 months! so i would have the truck paied off around this time next year which is fast for that amount of money! Now contract, i have a legal written contract done by my uncle who is a lawyer here in the state of texas! He writes each one the same but changes the name and price! i keep FULL COVERAGE insurance insurance on ALL of my vehicles that is not a problem ! i will show proof of full coverage everytime i HAND DELIVER your money to you each month !! this is not a scam, on each contract i put my full name social # and my DL# and will show them both to u and give u a copy of each when we sign the contract! DOWN PAYMENT!!!! for a down payment i pay the first 2 months of $500 and that money dont even count towards the truck it is just for you !! so your really getting a extra 1k on top of the price i am offering !! if this is so0mething your intersted in give me a call or you can email me back and let me know, my name is josh and you can call day or night im usually awake !! thanks and i hope to hear from you really soon !!
The above response was for an ad I had on Trucktrader for an F350 I had listed for I believe $22,000. I have to know do all you guys from Texas have an uncle who's a lawyer? Just Kiddin'! 'Ol Josh is so hyped up he can't even sleep during the day or night! He might need to quit "testing" that "product" that his "installers" are "installing" Well, needless to say 'ol Josh never heard from me but just had to save the email. I still have the truck and sure wish I had the "$31000" 'ol Josh was going to pay me!

Jay

 

[milkman]

Wow, can't believe you turned down a deal like that! I'm expecting my checks any day now, I've already spent most of it.