We might as well do our own tax return since the tax laws are so complicated that no one knows what the law is anyway.

It's been interesting for me so far. I've always done my own return. I don't know how many of you are old enough to remember the
real short form; a card that had a total of 10 lines or less. One year (1960 or 1961, in August I believe) I got a letter from the IRS that my return was one that was randomly selected for audit and that it had an error on line (#7 I think) and that I had another few dollars refund due that would come separately, and it did. But I got out my copy and there was no error. Then in 1969, for the first time I decided to let H&R Block do my return. In those days, no computers so no tax software. The guy did the return and I paid him, but then he had to send it in to their office to be checked and then the office sent it to me to sign and mail. When the office sent it to me, they said they found some errors and "corrected" them. Actually what they did was combine my forms with someone else's. The only similarity was that the other guy's last name started with the same letter as my last name, and in addition to our regular salaries we both had exactly the same amount of cash income. It came in the mail on a Saturday and the H&R Block main office was closed for the weekend. So I re-did the return myself, got it in the mail, then called H&R Block Monday and told the guy what happened. He said they'd re-do it, and I told him I already had. His comment was, "Yeah, you can do it yourself, after you have our figures." I told him I was mailing it back to him, for him to look it over, and if he thought anyone could use their figures for anything, forget it. Otherwise, I wanted a refund of what I had paid them. I never heard from them again, but a check for the refund came in the mail.
One year, I tried to budget for a personal computer on my job, but the boss cut it out of the budget. So I bought one with my own money and took it straight to the office to be used on the job only. So each day, for 3 days, I called the IRS to ask if I could deduct in on my income tax return. 3 days, 3 calls, 3 people, 3 different answers

. One said yes, one said no, and one said yes, but had to spread it over 3 years.
In 1989, I retired and sold our house in January. I did the return, but was quite willing to pay for expert help, so I made an appointment and went to one of the biggest firms in Dallas. They guy there looked it over and asked questions for an hour, then said he couldn't help me; that I had it all done and done correctly. But at least, he also did not charge me anything. However, in July, 1990, I got a letter from the IRS wanting $173.65 "penalty" for "underpayment of estimated tax for last year". I had never done any estimated tax forms, but guess I should have when I had the capital gain on the sale of the house in January.
Then when I bought the place in the country and tried to make a little money farming, I did my own return, then left it with a CPA to check. Again I was more than willing to pay for expert advice, but when I went back to get it, he said there was no charge because it all looked good to him.
I was in Walmart this morning and Hewitt Jackson is set up there to do tax returns. Out of curiosity, I asked the young lady for an estimate of cost to do a simple return, but itemized deductions and she estimated "in the neighborhood of $200". I reckon I'll keep on using TurboTax.
