Why we live in the country

[MicroPilot]

While standing at our barn looking at my house, I'm always telling my wife, "If we lived in the city, we'd be standing in the neighbors yard 3 doors down."

 

[Richard]

Tenn Blue.... if you're ever in the Knoxville area and want to visit someone for lunch....lemme know!

Welcome to the area :thumbsup:

 

[smstonypoint]

I always say that walking out of the door in the morning merely scratching myself will not offend anybody where we live - and thats a good thing:thumbsup:

It's even better if you can go #1 without offending.

Steve

 

[dmccarty]

It's even better if you can go #1 without offending.

Steve

ABSOLUTELY! :laughing::laughing:

Saves water and money too!

Later,
Dan

 

[CompactTractorFan]

I thought that people live in the country to have people driving up their driveway to their house (as discussed recently on here)...

 

[troutsqueezer]

I thought that people live in the country to have people driving up their driveway to their house (as discussed recently on here)...

On the contrary, it keeps those religious types who want to drop off pamphlets and tell me what I believe is wrong way down at the gate, wondering if they should unhook the chain across the road and drive up, ignoring the "Beware of Dogs" sign - which they shouldn't. One day, a pair of nicely dressed fellows did just that. The dogs ran out to the car and barked up a storm, big dogs these are. The driver rolled down his window and asked (yelled) if the dogs bite. I said "They sure do!" :licking: They turned around and left. :laughing:

 

[czechsonofagun]

It's even better if you can go #1 without offending.

Steve

Yup! My wife typically talks about indoor plumbing, but there is nothing like peeing outside.

 

[impdaddy]

My wife always criticizes me by saying 'the world is my urinal' cuz I would rather pee outside than mess up the septic system.. ( I know liquids won't hurt but screws up my excuse)

 

[blueriver]

Yup! My wife typically talks about indoor plumbing, but there is nothing like peeing outside.

Well I paid for it ... so ... I should be able to P**s on it!!!

 

[LostInTheWoods]

It's even better if you can go #1 without offending.

Steve

That was one of the criteria I used when we were looking for land to build a house. If the neighbors are close enough to see you whizzing, we need to keep looking...