Why we live in the country

[SandburRanch]

That was one of the criteria I used when we were looking for land to build a house. If the neighbors are close enough to see you whizzing, we need to keep looking...

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Don't be surprised if the situation changes. I moved to the country 33 years ago and had all the privacy anyone would want. About a year ago, due to a family death, all the 100 plus acres that joined me to the north was sold. Shortly after it was divided and sold into smaller acre plots and I now have a drive way next to my back yard half mile line fence. Of all the 600 ft. frontage where a drive could be located it had to be there. Can't convince the owner to change it.

 

[smstonypoint]

I am shocked, shocked I say, by the terms you folks use for going #1. The only acceptable terms in polite society are either going #1 or "winky tink." Please, let's show some decorum here.

Steve

 

[LostInTheWoods]

I am shocked, shocked I say, by the terms you folks use for going #1. The only acceptable terms in polite society are either going #1 or "winky tink." Please, let's show some decorum here.

Steve

You should hear my terms for #2.

 

[blueriver]

I am shocked, shocked I say, by the terms you folks use for going #1. The only acceptable terms in polite society are either going #1 or "winky tink." Please, let's show some decorum here.

Steve

WINKY TINK??? Don't think I have ever done that!!

 

[blueriver]

You should hear my terms for #2.

!!!!!

 

[smstonypoint]

WINKY TINK??? Don't think I have ever done that!!

It's reserved for those who sit.

Steve

 

[blueriver]

It's reserved for those who sit.

Steve

Well that explains why I've never!!!

 

[smstonypoint]

You should hear my terms for #2.

#2 should never be discussed in polite society.

Steve

 

[chad22]

I wish I lived in the country Hope to someday I live in a small town and sometimes there is just no way for me get back to the house to go #1 I'd end up wetting my pants. (Thanks to the 2 pots of coffee I drink a day)

So sometimes I just find a tree and let it go. :laughing: When you gotta go. You gotta go.

Chad

 

[Jimbrown]

If you used the term Wink Tink in Tombstone you would be laughed out of town if not hung by the vigilantes.